There would have been joy in my heart.įirst off, the average person may not know half the racers in this bitch. Are you willing to pay for a game you probably already have and/or played the holy hell out of? In this case, why the hell not? Besides, if you don't own a Wii, what choice do you have? Well.you play.at all, but the point is this is an awesome exact copy that should be played.
Well, for originality yea, but if can pull it off like Bayonetta and Darksiders did or what Dante's Inferno tried to do, then you have a great game on your hands, which leads to the next question. I guess the question is if all this copying bad. In fact, this isn't the first time SEGA has copied off of Mario Kart (*cough cough Sonic Drift cough*). Now, this is by no means the first time someone copied off of Mario Kart (*cough cough* Crash Team Racing cough*). It's bad enough Dante's inferno is a straight rip of God of War now Sega's doing it with Mario Kart Wii. Holy hell, the rip-offs just keep coming. So now that I am thoroughly convinced that Sega is purposely making terrible Sonic games (probably because they like fuckin with fans), I go into this game knowing it will be terrible. I mean, they really had to fuckin search deep within their souls to figure it out, and they came up with the werehog. And if you really want to know whats really sad, they FINALLY made the definitive 3D sonic game.and they had to actually find a way to fuck it up. The funny thing about Sonic is that when I expect terrible, I normally get something worse, and when you can't live up to low expectations, that is the saddest shit in the world. It's like when your friend is known for doing stupid shit and you just can't help but to watch. Every other game I've played was either rented, borrowed, or pirated off the internet (which I no longer do and I no longer endorse) because I knew they were shitty, but I was so curious as to how shitty they were I couldn't help it. After that, I never bought another Sonic game until I was asked to do a review on Sonic Unleashed (my fourth review here). For me, I was pretty much done with Sonic the Hedgehog after the game Shadow the Hedgehog, which was undeniably horrible to the point of herpes. Any new Sonic game I play now is because I'm doing it for the blog, or I'm really curious about how they fucked it up this time. Both sides couldn't be more wrong yet be very close right. Half the people think that I just love to bash the holy shit out of it, so I play them just for providing me ammo, and the other half feel I'm so dedicated to the blue fucker that I just can't let my NON-GAY, NON-FURRY love for him die, so I keep playing. People seem to get the wrong idea about me and my fandom of Sonic.